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[alt_ron]

Getting breezy up here. And a bit boring.

Anything interesting on your side?

Comments

[alt_justin]

Cashew?

[alt_ron]

Too right.


What do you call a manticore with no eyes?

[alt_justin]

Blind?

Why was six afraid of seven?

[alt_ron]

Nah. A 'MANTCORE'.

Because 7 ate 9! (I thought that one was hilarious when I was 7 and Gin was 6.)


D'you know why they had to close the village school at the London Zoo?

[alt_justin]

No, because seven is a six offender!

Because the monkeys wouldn't sit still during lessons? No idea.

Why did the chicken go toward the light?

[alt_ron]

Ew. Never heard it that way!

Too many cheetas!


It was afraid of the dark?

[alt_justin]

To get to the other side, of course.

[alt_ron]

What d'you call a fish with two legs?

[alt_justin]

A two-knee fish.

[alt_ron]

Yeah.

That one's a Pansy special.

[alt_justin]

Ha, 'Pansy' was my first thought!