Spring cleaning

[alt_ron]

Ew.

Is today over yet? I mean, this isn't going to happen again tomorrow, is it? It was just today, right, because of spring and all? I mean has anyone else ever heard of that before? I totally haven't.

Sorry. I've got to go wash my face again.

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[alt_seamus]

How many of them got you?

I never heard that about redheads before.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, it was really disgusting.

I dunno. A dozen maybe? But some of those got me more than once. There was this one that was just trailing after me all over the place before dinner. I tried ducking down the stairs to get away from her, but she kept following me and then I got turned around down in the dungeons and it was dead creepy. And then there she was again when I found the stairs!

Oh, and Lovegood tried, but I told her I'd rather she didn't, and she didn't seem to mind. But then she started telling me that kissing guzzlewumps or rubbing their bellies or something is good luck, and I decided it'd be safer to come back here to the common room than stay down there.

[alt_seamus]

I heard a few tried to snog either Fred or George AND I also heard someone tried to get Percy but I'm not sure I believe it.

I wonder if any of them tried for ALL of you. Four times the luck!

[alt_ron]

Ew. That's just dead disgusting!

[alt_seamus]

Girls. What can you do?

[alt_seamus]

Other than duck and run like hell, I mean!

[alt_ron]

Yeah. I did that a lot today!

[alt_pansy]

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

I don't think I've ever seen a boy complain about being kissed.

[alt_ron]

Either Slytherins are more peculiar than I thought or you're having me on.

I mean, how'd you like it if I snuck up and ambushed you like that? Not that I would, even to pay you back for yesterday because, y'know, kissing's just disgusting.

I can't think why anyone'd want to do it.

[alt_ron]

I mean, no offence or anything, but I don't think the Ministry'd want people going around snogging people all over school just because it's spring.

It doesn't seem very good for keeping from catching diseases, y'know?

[alt_pansy]

I'll bet you a galleon you'll feel different about it in a year or two.

[alt_pansy]

Haha, you do have a point there.

[alt_pansy]

Right. So no more snogging Ron until

a.) the Ministry declares an all-clear
b.) he no longer thinks it's gross

or

c.) it's Spring again and I need good luck for my finals.

Whichever comes first.

[alt_ron]

Heh.

Well, I guess it wasn't so bad when it was you. For luck, y'know.

D'you feel luckier today?

[alt_ron]

It's a bet. Two years.

[alt_pansy]

Yeah, I do a little, actually.

[alt_percy]

He very well might.