I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey, Perks. What are you writing Mrs Malfoy about? Are you having another meeting of that club thinger she started?

Or

You're not in some kind of trouble are you? I mean, everything's all right, isn't it?

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh and Professor Acton is absolutely after Professor Lestrange but I don't think he likes her much, he keeps trying to put other people between them at meals and such. Although Cassandra is CONVINCED that he snogged her, I'm not sure why.

[alt_neville]

Wow. I sure must miss a lot, cause it never occurs to me to pay attention to stuff like that.

[alt_ron]

Well, and really, who wants to think about that sort of stuff.

I mean, it's just disgusting, innit?

[alt_neville]

Ha, whenever I say something like that to my Gran, she just looks down her nose at me all beedle-eyed and says, 'You'll understand the point someday, Neville.'

[alt_terry]

By the way, Nev, did you see that last post Master wrote?

I was, uh, wondering if you made anything of it.

[alt_neville]

I try to sort of avoid anything he writes. It keeps us both happier, I think.

Wait a minute. What's that word he uses? 'Caterwauling'? What's that mean?

[alt_terry]

It means, well.

It means making a really loud noise. Like a cat, you know, when they yowl when they're in heat or something.

[alt_neville]

Like a--

No.

He--

No.

[alt_gredforge]

Bloody hell.

Do you really think so, Professor?

[alt_lee]

It does sound like him if you ask me.

[alt_neville]

Yeah, but can he get into Gryffindor Tower though?

[alt_gredforge]

Dunno, but bet he can. WE can get into HIS office, after all.

[alt_terry]

And you'd stay out of it, too, if you weren't so mental.

Nev, I don't know for sure, but--maybe he could have arranged for a Gryffindor to bring him the cat? And then take it back? I realise it may sound mad, but...that's Master. He IS mad.

Anyway, I thought you should know. He has tortured and killed animals before. So I guess it's possible. I'm really sorry. But you might think twice about telling my guess to Evelyn; it's up to you.

[alt_neville]

Oh, urgh.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's best that you did say something. Dunno whether I'll tell Evelyn, though.

But I'll be keeping a close eye on her.

[alt_sally_anne]

I'm sure he has no trouble casting the Imperius curse. If he needed a Gryffindor to bring him the cat, he wouldn't have needed to recruit a volunteer.

[alt_ron]

You don't think he cast it on

Nev, d'you think Carrow might've done it on Evelyn? Made her bring him her cat?

Would she remember it if he did?

I mean

I guess he could've obliviated her after, too.

And that would be just--


well, it'd be worse.