I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey, Perks. What are you writing Mrs Malfoy about? Are you having another meeting of that club thinger she started?

Or

You're not in some kind of trouble are you? I mean, everything's all right, isn't it?

Comments

[alt_neville]

I felt ever so sorry for her, after she said that. Been thinking about it all morning. I know people sneer at me because of who my parents were, but blimey, I don't envy her a bit, having Madam Lestrange as her mum.

[alt_neville]

Still, it was nice of you, to speak up to Mrs Malfoy for her. Hope it helps. People are scared of her, because of who her mum is, but she's not a bad kid. I've never heard her be so much as cross at anybody.

[alt_sally_anne]

No. She's, well, she comes out with some really strange things like when she asked Hermione if it was her mum or her dad who was a swine, because on top of everything else her mum's lied to her for her entire life about all sorts of things.

But she'd never do something cruel on purpose.

[alt_ron]

Really.

Having Mrs Lestrange for your mum would be the worst.

I mean, it's no wonder she keeps to herself so much. If her mum's going to get hacked off about every little thing she gets up to at school.

[alt_sally_anne]

About the only person I can think of that MIGHT be worse to have as a mum than Mrs Lestrange is Miss Professor Carrow.

[alt_ron]

Wait.

SHE has kids?!!!

[alt_sally_anne]

Not so far as I know! I'm just thinking if she DID she might be even worse to have as a mum than Bellatrix Lestrange!

[alt_terry]

No, she doesn't. Don't think she could if she wanted to. At least, she's never talked like she ever wanted any.

[alt_gredforge]

Snakes now, we could see, maybe, or lizards. Or those disgusting sorts of grubs you find when you turn over hollow logs.

But not kids. Merlin forbid.