I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey, Perks. What are you writing Mrs Malfoy about? Are you having another meeting of that club thinger she started?

Or

You're not in some kind of trouble are you? I mean, everything's all right, isn't it?

Comments

[alt_ron]

Wait.

SHE has kids?!!!

[alt_sally_anne]

Not so far as I know! I'm just thinking if she DID she might be even worse to have as a mum than Bellatrix Lestrange!

[alt_terry]

No, she doesn't. Don't think she could if she wanted to. At least, she's never talked like she ever wanted any.

[alt_gredforge]

Snakes now, we could see, maybe, or lizards. Or those disgusting sorts of grubs you find when you turn over hollow logs.

But not kids. Merlin forbid.