I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey, Perks. What are you writing Mrs Malfoy about? Are you having another meeting of that club thinger she started?

Or

You're not in some kind of trouble are you? I mean, everything's all right, isn't it?

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[alt_gredforge]

Snakes now, we could see, maybe, or lizards. Or those disgusting sorts of grubs you find when you turn over hollow logs.

But not kids. Merlin forbid.