Well, we actually did a few things to him, I guess. When we first got home, the twins showed me how to break his locking charm and get into his room. We transfigured all his shoes into hedgehogs and let them out the back door! And y'know what? It's really amazing how easy it is do stuff like transfiguration now I've got a wand that's really mine. Not to mention one that's not broken. But, I mean, back when I was using Charlie's old one it never worked for me like this one does. Those were some fit hedgehogs: they trotted right down the stairs and out through the kitchen!
Um. And then did you see Percy made a date with Clearwater to go to Diagon Alley? Well the night before he went, the twins went and charmed the back of his robes to say 'I'm a git and proud of it!' But only when he has them on, so he wouldn't see it when he was taking them off the hook. It was hilarious at breakfast. I thought Mum was going to have kittens, but she didn't let on at all! Just served him his porridge and didn't say a thing.
Anywiz. Then Christmas came and I gave him the mirror I bought in that jumble shop in Hogsmeade. I charmed it to say really rude stuff whenever someone looks in it, so when Percy opened it up, it said, 'My goodness! You are gruesome, aren't you?' In a really loud, rude voice! And every time he'd pick get near it, it would say something else. Funniest thing ever. So Percy stuck it under some wrapping paper and I guess he hoped it would get lost, but the twins found it and fixed it up in the corridor just outside Percy's room, so when he came out the next morning, there it was, insulting him. So then he put it in the rubbish, but we got it back and put it up over the toilet. You could hear it from outside, telling him off the whole time he was in there! And then he hid it a bunch of places, but I got really good at 'Accio' and got it back every time! Well. For a couple of days. He finally took it somewhere far enough away we couldn't summon it back, I guess.
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Well, we actually did a few things to him, I guess. When we first got home, the twins showed me how to break his locking charm and get into his room. We transfigured all his shoes into hedgehogs and let them out the back door! And y'know what? It's really amazing how easy it is do stuff like transfiguration now I've got a wand that's really mine. Not to mention one that's not broken. But, I mean, back when I was using Charlie's old one it never worked for me like this one does. Those were some fit hedgehogs: they trotted right down the stairs and out through the kitchen!
Um. And then did you see Percy made a date with Clearwater to go to Diagon Alley? Well the night before he went, the twins went and charmed the back of his robes to say 'I'm a git and proud of it!' But only when he has them on, so he wouldn't see it when he was taking them off the hook. It was hilarious at breakfast. I thought Mum was going to have kittens, but she didn't let on at all! Just served him his porridge and didn't say a thing.
Anywiz. Then Christmas came and I gave him the mirror I bought in that jumble shop in Hogsmeade. I charmed it to say really rude stuff whenever someone looks in it, so when Percy opened it up, it said, 'My goodness! You are gruesome, aren't you?' In a really loud, rude voice! And every time he'd pick get near it, it would say something else. Funniest thing ever. So Percy stuck it under some wrapping paper and I guess he hoped it would get lost, but the twins found it and fixed it up in the corridor just outside Percy's room, so when he came out the next morning, there it was, insulting him. So then he put it in the rubbish, but we got it back and put it up over the toilet. You could hear it from outside, telling him off the whole time he was in there! And then he hid it a bunch of places, but I got really good at 'Accio' and got it back every time! Well. For a couple of days. He finally took it somewhere far enough away we couldn't summon it back, I guess.
But it was fun while it lasted.