Private Message to Jeremy Stretton
Oi, Stretton!
I hear you forgot Sally Anne's birthday was today. (It was Pansy that said, not her, so don't get cheesed off at her.) Anywiz, it's not so hard to send a school owl, or, y'know, walk up to someone and say 'Many Happy Returns', is it?
I mean, I know you're not her brother or anything, but it would've been a decent thing to do.
I hear you forgot Sally Anne's birthday was today. (It was Pansy that said, not her, so don't get cheesed off at her.) Anywiz, it's not so hard to send a school owl, or, y'know, walk up to someone and say 'Many Happy Returns', is it?
I mean, I know you're not her brother or anything, but it would've been a decent thing to do.