'Course, if you'd been along, you might have had a good idea what to do when the car started to cough and buck and stall out like it did.

And you might have had a better idea what to say to Professor McGonagall when she caught us, too. Then I might not have to risk life and limb tonight with that dead vicious tree. Feel free to come along and have a laugh while it tries to bash my head in. If it rips off my arms and legs, you could make sure all the pieces get up to the Hospital Wing.