I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private Message to Sally Anne

[alt_ron]

I'm sorry.

That was really-


Are you cross? Or- I dunno.

I'm- I can't believe she was so- I mean, even for Mum.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

This is probably why usually people don't go meet someone's parents until they've been dating for AGES. Only I already knew your mum and I've eaten at your house loads of times, so...

Anyway I don't want to stop coming over so hopefully, oh, I don't know. Hopefully your mum will get used to the idea and beam at me a little less.

[alt_ron]

No! Don't stop coming over. I mean, I can tell her-

I don't know what I'll tell her, but I'll think of something to say to get her to stop... that won't hurt her feelings...


At least the Fool was good.

Told you it probably wouldn't be pie. No idea what's up with that.

Though, I bet if you asked, she'd make one for Sunday!

[alt_sally_anne]

Don't say anything, it'll be fine. We'll just bring Pansy on Sunday and I think even just having an extra person there will help.

Anyway if I ask for pie it'll just encourage her so I'd probably better not!

[alt_ron]

Definitely bring Pansy. Have you tried Apparating with her, by the way? We could try again then. And if Bill or Charlie turn up, one of them might be able to tell you something you're not already trying.

And, yeah. You have a point about that.

[alt_sally_anne]

I'm not going to try apparating unless I know Madam P's available in case I splinch myself.

[alt_ron]

You're sticking to that, then?

Hmph.

Passing up brilliant instruction from people who've just learned and can still remember the triggers...


Oh, well.

[alt_sally_anne]

I am a cautious Slytherin who is perfectly aware she'll be completely unable to apparate unless she KNOWS a Healer's going to be able to come and patch her up if she meets with disaster!

[alt_ron]

And I'm a Gryffindor who thinks there's no point meeting Disaster when you can just tell him to bugger off and mind his own business!

[alt_sally_anne]

I think that strategy only works for Gryffindors.

[alt_ron]

Slytherins just need to figure out what they can use to bribe Disaster off with to make him figure it's not worthwhile messing you about.

[alt_sally_anne]

That really would be IDEAL.

I'm not sure what a good bribe would be for Disaster, though, I mean what does Disaster want?

[alt_ron]

The password to Ravenclaw's common room?

[alt_sally_anne]

Ha!

[alt_sally_anne]

I need to go to bed. I'll think about how to bribe Disaster tomorrow.

See you at Tea Appreciation.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. I'll see you there for sure.