Spring cleaning

[alt_ron]

Ew.

Is today over yet? I mean, this isn't going to happen again tomorrow, is it? It was just today, right, because of spring and all? I mean has anyone else ever heard of that before? I totally haven't.

Sorry. I've got to go wash my face again.

Comments

[alt_pansy]

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

I don't think I've ever seen a boy complain about being kissed.

[alt_ron]

Either Slytherins are more peculiar than I thought or you're having me on.

I mean, how'd you like it if I snuck up and ambushed you like that? Not that I would, even to pay you back for yesterday because, y'know, kissing's just disgusting.

I can't think why anyone'd want to do it.

[alt_pansy]

I'll bet you a galleon you'll feel different about it in a year or two.

[alt_ron]

It's a bet. Two years.

[alt_percy]

He very well might.

[alt_ron]

I mean, no offence or anything, but I don't think the Ministry'd want people going around snogging people all over school just because it's spring.

It doesn't seem very good for keeping from catching diseases, y'know?

[alt_pansy]

Haha, you do have a point there.

[alt_pansy]

Right. So no more snogging Ron until

a.) the Ministry declares an all-clear
b.) he no longer thinks it's gross

or

c.) it's Spring again and I need good luck for my finals.

Whichever comes first.

[alt_ron]

Heh.

Well, I guess it wasn't so bad when it was you. For luck, y'know.

D'you feel luckier today?

[alt_pansy]

Yeah, I do a little, actually.