I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Sally Anne, Pansy, Nev.

(Good thing I don't have to use private messages to talk to you lot since there's three of you. I heard Jones got well cheesed at Bones--heh, that rhymes!--'cause Bones sent her a PM she couldn't read 'cause she was third on the list. I bet that happens all the time, people forgetting you can't have more than two.)

Anywiz. Last night some of us were messing about and came up with a game you play with switching spells that turned out to be a real laugh! You need to get a bunch of stuff together--like we had Bundy's bunny slippers and Towler's omnioculars and my wrist sheath and a load of other things--nobbly rubber balls and some ribbons and a bell and just a load of stuff--and then you take one thing and swap something on it with something on one of the others, and then you pass it to the next person and they have to swap something on it with something from one of their things and then you pass it on. It gets really mad!

It's a bit complicated putting it all right at the end, of course. I think Towler's omnioculars have still got bunny ears.

Anywiz, I was thinking you might want to play. (It'd be great with jam!!!!)

And Nev, you should totally try it. You were hiding out last night so we wouldn't ask, weren't you?

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[alt_ron]

Yeah, that'd be wizard.

Have you got anything new? Musicwise, I mean.

[alt_pansy]

Well, I picked up some new stuff from summer hols, so I could bring that, yeah. Would it be just us, or would Bundy and Towler and them be there too?

[alt_ron]

I was thinking it'd just be us. I still haven't cornered Neville to get him to do it, but I think he'll be more keen if there aren't a load of other people who might rubbish him afterwards for being naff. I mean, I think he can do this stuff, but it's harder when people are watching.

Sorry, Nev. I'm not trying to be mean or anything.

Um, anyway. It'd be okay, I guess--with me, I mean--if someone else came along. Was there someone you wanted to ask?

[alt_pansy]

Hydra. If you wouldn't mind.

[alt_ron]

Oh, yeah. Sure.

I'd say we'd bring Evelyn along, too, but I don't think she's up to the switching spells it takes to play. But I bet Hydra's already good at them. Unless they haven't started that yet. I can't remember when we did those last year.

Anywiz, we could play something else if she can't pick it up or doesn't want to do it. Or, y'know, we could just listen to music.

Where do you want to meet up?

[alt_pansy]

That old classroom by the Astronomy tower would be best, I think.

And Hydra's really sharp about Charms, so I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem.

[alt_ron]

You know what, maybe we will see if Evelyn wants to come along. I think people are being pretty rotten to her. And maybe it'd get Nev to come.

He's so quiet all the time now.

I dunno.

Guess he's having a time of it, too, actually.

[alt_pansy]

Well, I'll bring along Exploding Snap in case Evelyn does come. But that Switch game does sound ace, we definitely have to try it.

I don't blame him for keeping his head down and all. It's the best thing to do, really. And people've stopped talking about it over the journals at least, which is a good thing.

[alt_pansy]

Oh, and I have the most ace thing to tell you. I only just found out, but it is really, really wiz nift.

[alt_ron]

Oh, hey. That's totally snitch about your song. I bet it's the best thing ever to go and play it for them.

[alt_pansy]

I'm nervous, though. I mean, it was fun to write and all, but I'm worried he'll think it's rubbish. Just kid stuff, you know? And that he's just humouring Lucius.

[alt_ron]

Well, I guess he knows you're a kid from the start. And even if he's doing it 'cause he wants Mr Malfoy to owe him a favour or whatever, he's still asked you and he's going to hear just like he would any other songwriter. And, I mean, they all got their start sometime, didn't they? And, y'know, some of the really big musicians are just a few years out of school, so they couldn't have been a lot older than you when they started. Right?

So, y'know, even if he doesn't take this song, it's a start. And you'll write more of them, I bet, until some band buys one and makes it famous!

[alt_pansy]

You're right. It is a start. I think that's what makes me so nervous!

[alt_sally_anne]

Even if it's a favour to Mr Malfoy, it's still a good song.

[alt_pansy]

I'm glad you think so!

[alt_neville]

I'm sorry I've been making myself scarce lately. I was talking with Evelyn last night, and then tonight....yeah.

Anyway, you probably had a better time without either one of us there.

[alt_ron]

So, what happened? Something again tonight?

[alt_neville]

I reckon I just wasn't good company. That's all.

[alt_ron]

No, hang on, Nev. What've Nott and Goyle done? I mean, I don't think you're writing them love poems in that PM you sent.

What'd they do?

If you tell us, we can all figure what to do about it, yeah?

I mean, if we'd known, we could've done something tonight instead of just listening to music and messing about.

[alt_neville]

Someone killed her cat, Ron.

I don't think Nott or Goyle could get into Gryffindor Tower.

But they were hinting that they knew about it. Somehow. And they've been

[alt_ron]

They WHAT?!

[alt_ron]

Have you told Madam Hooch?

I mean, Evelyn's sure it hadn't got out of the Tower at all, right? So how'd anyone get in here to do something awful to it?

Unless it was a Gryffindor that did it.

You don't think-

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh bloody hell.

It probably was Teddy. If he had any way to get at the cat. But I don't think he'd have gone in to Gryffindor Tower to get it, the cat would've had to get out. Or someone in Gryffindor would've had to get it out for him, but I don't know who'd do that to your sister.

Even the Slytherins try to keep our pets away from Teddy unless we're there to keep an eye on things. It's easier for the girls, because he can't get into our dorm.

[alt_sally_anne]

Are you okay, Neville?

[alt_neville]

Not really.