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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
This parchment for Divination is driving me mad. I mean to say, Palmistry? Complete bollocks.
For the first project after hols, we had to use palmistry to read our own futures in the short term, and she made us come up with three things we were going to follow between then and the end of February. So I decided to look into how much I'd grow, and whether I'd end up in the hospital wing at all, and whether my fantasy Quidditch side would improve its win-loss percentage. And my readings came out that I wouldn't grow at all, that I'd have to see Madam Pomfrey three times, and that my Quidditch side was going to have nothing but wins for the whole two months.
Obviously palmistry's bollocks. I've grown at least four inches, haven't got hurt at all, and my Hogsmeade Harriers lost both matches they've played since Hewett got hexed in that duel. If he's not back on his broom for next week's matches, I'm done for. We'll be bottom of the league for sure.
I don't know what I'm supposed to write about it now. Professor Carpenter'll just say I did the readings wrong in the first place and give me low marks for the whole project.
Potions was rubbish today, too. In case you were wondering. I mixed up when I was supposed to add the newt tails, and I had to throw the whole thing out. Another zero for me. Hoo-bloody-ray.
And I heard somebody say it's supposed to rain tonight--that'll make Astronomy just so much fun.
At least we've got Creatures tomorrow. It was dead hilarious yesterday when the Niffler went for Parvati's necklace. And after all the times he's told us not to wear anything shiny! So what does she say to Brown? 'I thought he just meant rings.' How daft can you be?
For the first project after hols, we had to use palmistry to read our own futures in the short term, and she made us come up with three things we were going to follow between then and the end of February. So I decided to look into how much I'd grow, and whether I'd end up in the hospital wing at all, and whether my fantasy Quidditch side would improve its win-loss percentage. And my readings came out that I wouldn't grow at all, that I'd have to see Madam Pomfrey three times, and that my Quidditch side was going to have nothing but wins for the whole two months.
Obviously palmistry's bollocks. I've grown at least four inches, haven't got hurt at all, and my Hogsmeade Harriers lost both matches they've played since Hewett got hexed in that duel. If he's not back on his broom for next week's matches, I'm done for. We'll be bottom of the league for sure.
I don't know what I'm supposed to write about it now. Professor Carpenter'll just say I did the readings wrong in the first place and give me low marks for the whole project.
Potions was rubbish today, too. In case you were wondering. I mixed up when I was supposed to add the newt tails, and I had to throw the whole thing out. Another zero for me. Hoo-bloody-ray.
And I heard somebody say it's supposed to rain tonight--that'll make Astronomy just so much fun.
At least we've got Creatures tomorrow. It was dead hilarious yesterday when the Niffler went for Parvati's necklace. And after all the times he's told us not to wear anything shiny! So what does she say to Brown? 'I thought he just meant rings.' How daft can you be?
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And you've really grown that much? I was wondering why the cuffs on your sleeves were getting so short! I thought it'd shrunk in the laundry, or you'd gotten a batch of Finnegan's shirts by mistake or something.
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Professor Carpenter should have you do weather reports. Maybe she could tell me whether we'll see the sun again before April.
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And my marks couldn't really get a lot worse than they're going to be when she reads this parchment.
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Like you know you'll get prezzies for Christmas, and you know you'll get into a fight with Percy about something or another, and that sort of thing.
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Figures Divination is a Slytherin thing. Another Slytherin thing.
Tell me again why you aren't taking it? Creatures is definitely a Gryffindor thing, though. And see, I do fine in that.
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"I'm going to really enjoy my pudding next week."
"My hair is going to get longer."
"Errol is going to lose some of his feathers."
"It's going to rain sometime next month."
"I'm going to get a letter soon."
See? Easy.
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'Percy will be a bigheaded git.'
'There will be a fight in the corridors this week and someone will lose points for Gryffindor.'
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And I can always tell my robes from Finnickies'. On mine the cuffs and collars are always frayed 'cause somebody else wore them first. George or Fred. Or Percy and George and Fred.
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Well, mostly because I didn't want to fuss with it, I guess. I'd probably just put holes in it if I tried.
You could do it for me, I guess, if you know the charms to use. Is that something they taught you in those Sisters of Watsit meetings?
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I could try it but the book warns that if the clothes are nearly worn out, the lengthening charm might not take (or it might weaken the fabric so it wears holes faster).
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It's a really useful book. They probably SHOULD be using it at the Sisters in Witchcraft meetings, at least when they're teaching us household things. Mrs Catchlove's spells aren't nearly so practical, she's more about How to Set a Really Pretty Table. I couldn't have cared less about setting a pretty table last winter, all I cared about was getting dinner made so I would have something to eat and the Strettons wouldn't be cross with me.