I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

You know, if tomorrow just has NO SPIDERS in it, I'll be happy to read another of those pamphlet thingers out loud in front of everyone and pretend I LOVE the Lord Protector like the father mine should have been and whatever whatever it said.

I don't even care if they really do make us go through a test to see who can take the most pain without screaming or passing out or whatever. But then, it was Zabini I heard that one from. So, y'know, whatever. He was probably just taking the piss.

But I swear, if Thomas and Finnigan try anything more, I'm going to totally let them have what's coming.

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[alt_sally_anne]

I think you might get help. Some of those spiders went running back through the obstacle course trying to get away from you. And they're really creepy when they're big like that, even if it was just an engorgement charm.

I think Brocklehurst was one of the ones who got ambushed by them.

I don't know if the pain test's for real but if it is, I'm telling them to knock it off as soon as it stings. In my House, we try to think up cunning ways to AVOID pain.

[alt_ron]

Just an engorgement charm?

Bloody-

[alt_sally_anne]

Now, the pamphlet was easy. I can read patriotic pap out loud all day if I have to. Or until my voice gives out.

[alt_ron]

Well, yeah. The hardest part of that was when I thought to myself all of a sudden, 'How would it sound in the voice I used for the Mad Cat?'

Cause, yeah.

Not a good idea.

[alt_sally_anne]

Thank you for not suggesting that to me right before I had to read yesterday.

Going off into giggles so hard I couldn't get the words out wouldn't have been good either.

[alt_pansy]

"And meowwwwww we must discuss the Purrrrtectorate, and why being a wizard is the cat's whiskers."