alt_ron: (1b_ron)
alt_ron ([personal profile] alt_ron) wrote2011-06-16 10:47 pm

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

You know, if tomorrow just has NO SPIDERS in it, I'll be happy to read another of those pamphlet thingers out loud in front of everyone and pretend I LOVE the Lord Protector like the father mine should have been and whatever whatever it said.

I don't even care if they really do make us go through a test to see who can take the most pain without screaming or passing out or whatever. But then, it was Zabini I heard that one from. So, y'know, whatever. He was probably just taking the piss.

But I swear, if Thomas and Finnigan try anything more, I'm going to totally let them have what's coming.
alt_sally_anne: (my friends make me smile)

[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-06-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Now, the pamphlet was easy. I can read patriotic pap out loud all day if I have to. Or until my voice gives out.
alt_sally_anne: (my friends make me smile)

[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-06-17 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for not suggesting that to me right before I had to read yesterday.

Going off into giggles so hard I couldn't get the words out wouldn't have been good either.
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)

[personal profile] alt_pansy 2011-06-17 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"And meowwwwww we must discuss the Purrrrtectorate, and why being a wizard is the cat's whiskers."