I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

You know, if tomorrow just has NO SPIDERS in it, I'll be happy to read another of those pamphlet thingers out loud in front of everyone and pretend I LOVE the Lord Protector like the father mine should have been and whatever whatever it said.

I don't even care if they really do make us go through a test to see who can take the most pain without screaming or passing out or whatever. But then, it was Zabini I heard that one from. So, y'know, whatever. He was probably just taking the piss.

But I swear, if Thomas and Finnigan try anything more, I'm going to totally let them have what's coming.

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[alt_sally_anne]

Now, the pamphlet was easy. I can read patriotic pap out loud all day if I have to. Or until my voice gives out.

[alt_ron]

Well, yeah. The hardest part of that was when I thought to myself all of a sudden, 'How would it sound in the voice I used for the Mad Cat?'

Cause, yeah.

Not a good idea.

[alt_sally_anne]

Thank you for not suggesting that to me right before I had to read yesterday.

Going off into giggles so hard I couldn't get the words out wouldn't have been good either.

[alt_pansy]

"And meowwwwww we must discuss the Purrrrtectorate, and why being a wizard is the cat's whiskers."