I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

Comments

[alt_gredforge]

Ugh. We agree, that's just not on. Not to Diggory. He's a right decent bloke.

[alt_lee]

Wonder if he knows who did it to him? Maybe he'd be open to some assistance from you lot in getting revenge?

[alt_gredforge]

Mmm. He'll probably be rather sore. About the whole subject. So to speak.

Still, we could put the word out we'd be willing to lend some assistance.