I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

I don't even want to talk about it.

Seriously.
 
 
ugh

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Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_ron]

Well. With Gin, I guess it could've been.

I think she's always fancied my room, so she might be trying to kill me.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

DEATH BY CURSED TAPE MEASURE.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_terry]

Somebody should sic it on the git's sister. Maybe it'll strangle her.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

We'd want to curse it properly first. I am confident that a tailor's tape measure would not ACTUALLY throttle a customer even if it might humiliate him utterly in front of his dorm mates.

Fred and George, you ever made a cursed object?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_ron]

Er.

I think if Miss P C turns up dead with a tailor's tape round her throat now, it wouldn't go real well for me.

Just sayin.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Good point!

We'd at least have to get another one so everyone knew it wasn't yours that killed her!