Ron Weasley

Um. Fred? George?

Someone?

There's something-

I need help undoing a hex

er

yeah, I know the Feast must've started, but could someone come up here and lend a wand? I'm just making it worse. Really worse.

Oi.

What is it with girls? I mean to say, either they're all googly about this ball business or they're all going around everywhere all together in a huge herd so you can't even talk to them or then they get all offended if you actually ask them.

Not half mad, innit.

So. Who's left that's decent?

What's Brocklehurst like?

What Greengrass said. Uh. Is it really like the play, do you think? I mean, I did that because everyone said it was important to show loyal and all.

D'you think it's really important to go to this ball thinger?

Cause, I mean, there's almost no one left to ask that's not a troll. I mean to say, Bullstrode?

Does anyone know any of the foreign girls that don't have dates yet?

I can't believe I'm even thinking about it.

Blimey.

I'm going to get Seamus Bloody Finnigan if it's the last bleedin' thing I ever do.

I mean it.

He'd best not sleep in this dormitory again without casting every protection spell he knows.