I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

What Greengrass said. Uh. Is it really like the play, do you think? I mean, I did that because everyone said it was important to show loyal and all.

D'you think it's really important to go to this ball thinger?

Cause, I mean, there's almost no one left to ask that's not a troll. I mean to say, Bullstrode?

Does anyone know any of the foreign girls that don't have dates yet?

I can't believe I'm even thinking about it.

Blimey.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Didn't Daphne offer to help you with this? I'd think she'd be quite expert.

[alt_ron]

Uh.

I didn't think it was such a good idea to let a Slytherin find me a date. At least not Greengrass. I mean, she was probably just having a laugh, anywiz, offering to help me.

[alt_sally_anne]

She couldn't have possibly tried to set you up with Milli. She knows Milli wants to go with Greg.

[alt_sally_anne]

And I suppose I can't blame you for not wanting to let a Slytherin find you a date. After all, I'd eat my dress robes before I'd ask a GRYFFINDOR to find ME one.

[alt_ron]

Why? It's not like we'd stick you with some mountain troll just so we could laugh about it with our mates.

We'd find you a proper date.

[alt_ron]

Oh.

Hang on.

D'you mean you still need a date?
 
 
 
You were just saying you have one so no one would take the mickey, innit?

Cause, I mean. Well.

You're a girl, so we could go if you want. That'd be all right.

[alt_sally_anne]

I HAVE A DATE, RON!

[alt_ron]

Well, all right.

You don't have to get shirty about it.

[alt_sally_anne]

And I don't think it's OBLIGATORY to go to the Yule Ball. For you, anyway, it is for the Champions apparently (AND they all have to have a proper date). It's just fun. And if you aren't there you'll miss out.

[alt_neville]

I'd suggest that you might ask Evelyn. I don't think anyone has asked her yet. But not if you're going to refuse to dance and scowl about the whole thing all evening.

[alt_ron]

Nice.

[alt_neville]

Well, you know she's really shy, Ron. If you act like you don't want to be there, she'll reckon it's all her fault, and it'll make her miserable. Anyway, wouldn't you rather go with someone in our year?

That is, if there's anyone left. I'm not sure there is.