I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Um. Fred? George?

Someone?

There's something-

I need help undoing a hex

er

yeah, I know the Feast must've started, but could someone come up here and lend a wand? I'm just making it worse. Really worse.

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[alt_sally_anne]

I'm sorry I didn't see this in time. This was right when they made me come out of the loo because we were going to have to go in.

Ron, I hope you're having a good time despite your robes!

[alt_ron]

No worries. You were busy consorting with the enemy.

I totally understand that you didn't have time to help me.

[alt_sally_anne]

Consorting with the enemy? ARE YOU UTTERLY MAD, RON?

[alt_ron]

Well, he's just trying to cozy up to one of Marvolo's housemates, innit? Learn his secrets for the second task.

[alt_sally_anne]

LEARN HIS SECRETS?

If he wanted to learn Harry's secrets he'd have AT LEAST asked Hydra! I'm the last person Harry's going to tell anything to!

[alt_pansy]

Oh, Ron, stop being a tit and dance.

[alt_ron]

What. Are you asking me?

[alt_pansy]

Yeah. I told you you'd get a dance, didn't I?

[alt_sally_anne]

And if you'd so much as looked at your robes more than five minutes before you were supposed to be meeting Mandy, you'd have had a lot more options!

[alt_ron]

Nice.