Mum's Day!

[alt_ron]

There once was a mother called Molly,
Who most of the time is right jolly.
In the kitchen she excels:
Roasts, pies, stews and great smells,
But if she makes Souper Surprise, bring your brolly!

Happy Mums' Day, Mum!

Do you remember when you exploded the soup cauldron that time? Gin and I were just telling people about that. (Cause sometimes the soup here would be better if they exploded it. Seriously.)

Hope you have a nice time today. Tell Bill to make supper for you, yeah?
 
 
Brolly
Crawly
Collie        Czollie
Dolly
Folly
Golly
Holly
Jolly
Lolly
Polly         Pizzawlly
Shawly
Strawly      Smally Shmally
Sprawly
Thawly
Tsolly
Trolley
Volley
Wally
Walleye
Yawley
Zolly

Comments

[alt_seamus]

There's this clever little innovation in the journals, Weasley, not sure you've heard of it. It's called the 'private message.' Lets you spare the rest of us the sort of rhymes only a mother could love, and spares your mother the embarrassment of having her kitchen disasters shared with the entire Protectorate.

(Hello, Mrs Weasley. I'm sure you don't normally explode soup. Also, don't worry about the soup here; your son always eats plenty of it.)

ORDER ONLY

[alt_charlie]

What a giant festering pustule you are, you wanker.

Re: ORDER ONLY

[alt_ron]

So it's not just me that thinks so?

Heh.

Re: ORDER ONLY

[alt_molly]

Be rather careful around him today, dear.

Remember, I imagine Mothering Day is quite a sickening occasion for him.

Re: ORDER ONLY

[alt_molly]

Let it go, dear.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, thanks, Finnigan.

I wouldn't ever have thought of that if you hadn't said.

[alt_charlie]

Yes, happy Mothering Sunday indeed, Mum. Let's hope that between me and Bill we can manage to not make too much of a hash of your kitchen.

And if I'm remembering things correctly, Ron, the soup exploded because Mum was too busy chasing after you to keep a close eye on the twins!

[alt_ron]

Yeah. That's true.

Didn't fit in the limerick, though. Anywiz, I figured one verse was enough!

[alt_molly]

It was certainly a memorable day! Although not my finest as a cook. I remember how much I scolded when you all teased me about it, but I'm glad we can laugh about it, now.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. Wish we could have been there tonight.

I'm looking forward to hols, Mum.

D'you think you could maybe make one of your roasts while we're home? Like you used to. And pies!

[alt_molly]

I'm sure something can be arranged!