I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Er.

Hermione? What was that all about with calling me master today when I ran into you in the doorway after Potions? Was that some sort of sick joke Malfoy and Harry were pulling? Cause they were both laughing, weren't they? Or trying not to, but not doing much good at it. Gits.

I can't believe you have to let them make you do stuff like that.

I dunno.

Nev'll probably say I shouldn't even ask you about it. Only it was so odd. And I just want you to know I think it stinks.