Private Message to Percy Weasley

Happy Birthday, big brother. Hope you get to do something awesome today in New London. Like go out to eat somewhere really brilliant or go to a show or something. What do you actually do now you live there?

Say. Speaking of.

You wouldn't mind if I shifted my stuff down into your room, would you? Mum thinks you'll be all, I dunno, but I thought I'd just go on and ask. Only, it's really not great living under the ghoul, y'know? He makes a ruckus and smells foul, yeah?

So. What do you say? I could have your room now, right?