I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private Message to Sally Anne Perks and Susan Bones

I don't know if either of you'll see Ev, but if you do, would you tell her I'm not cross?

Only, it's bloody awkward.

You've no idea how badly I want to hex Smith right now.

 
 
 
 
What colour red did I turn?

Ugh.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private Message to Evelyn Longbottom

Hey, Evyls.

Smith's a git, but it's going to be all right, yeah?

I was going to just not say anything, because I figure you wish I wouldn't, but- that doesn't seem right.

And we totally have to play chess tomorrow. Just to show people we don't care what they think. All right, then?


Trust me. I have loads of experience not letting brothers have the satisfaction.