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alt_ron

NO!

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From:

alt_pansy

ron im
on my
way to theinfirmary rightnow
writing and running is hard

From:

alt_terry

Oh, no! In Master's sister's class?

I'll slip away and be there soon, too. The Headmistress won't mind.

From:

alt_ron

Yeah. On my way now.

From:

alt_percy

That's hardly necessary, Ronald. I'm sure your friend is in good hands with Madam Pomfrey, and she doesn't need other students hovering right now.

From:

alt_neville

Let us know as soon as you learn something.

From:

alt_pansy

I didnt want to write it out the solemn solemn swear because Id mess it up something awful because my hands are all shakey and i cant spell wortht anything but I HATE HER SO MUCH I JUST CANT EVEN

its all my fault too it just is because if we werent friends she wouldnt have done it and she totally did it on purpose too and lucius already tried to get her out and SHE HURT MY SALLY ANNE

From:

alt_pansy

its her arm

Her arm was broken.

From:

alt_pansy

she hurt my sally anne and she will pay I swear on my fathers grave

From:

alt_ron

Pity I "won't see" this until much later.

Berk.

From:

alt_percy

A most unfortunate accident, Parks, but I'm sure she'll be all right. Fortunately, that's quite easy for Madam Pomfrey to put right in a trice.

From:

alt_gredforge

We'll help.

From:

alt_gredforge

No kidding, but what else do you expect from Big Head Boy?

From:

alt_ron

True. Very totally true.

Pansy's going spare. Madam Pomfrey's keeping us out until she's finished with Miss Professor Carrow, and I don't know if she'll let us in then. I think she will, but Pansy's worried she won't.

Terry's inside, but I think she shooed him into her office when MPC turned up.

Actually, she didn't turn up, she stormed in. And you should've seen the look she gave Pansy.

From:

alt_ron

Too right.

What are we going to do?

From:

alt_gredforge

May be time for another trip to the Restricted Section to get some ideas....

From:

alt_ron

It's a pity none of us are taking Dark Arts.

Never thought I'd say that, but then at least we could be sure the next 'accident' in her classroom falls the other direction. Know what I mean?

From:

alt_pansy

she smiled.

From:

alt_sally_anne

Found my ink finally.

I'm okay. Madam Pomfrey won't let me leave yet but at least maybe she'll let everyone in soon?

From:

alt_pansy

we'll wait.

From:

alt_pansy

whatever you need I'll buy it.

long as we're smart about it so it wouldn't be tracked

I'm not that thick.

From:

alt_ron

Don't you call her 'Parks', you

you brown-nosed Carrow kisser.

You don't want her getting sacked, do you?

Bloody buggers!

That's it, isn't it? You don't want to have to stop taking your special private unforgivables lessons with her. 'Cause whoever would take over Dark Arts from her probably wouldn't give you lessons anymore.

From:

alt_ron

Is she going to let us in, do you think?

Are you really all right? I mean, really?

You're not just saying 'cause you don't want us worrying?

Yeah. That's it, isn't it?

We're going to wait here until she at least lets Pansy in.

From:

alt_gredforge

We aren't either.

Thanks, Parkinson. We'll see what we can come up with.

From:

alt_lee

Percy does but fat lot of good that'll do us.

From:

alt_gredforge

Huh. That's a thought, Lee.

From:

alt_lee

What?

From:

alt_gredforge

Well, we don't go into Miss Alecto Carrow's Dark Arts classroom, but our Big Head Boy does.

Who says he has to KNOW we're giving him to carry in there?

From:

alt_lee

I like the way you two think.

From:

alt_gredforge

We do, too.

From:

alt_gredforge

Good to hear it, Perks.

If we were there, we'd charm some bedpans to give you a serenade. You'll just have to settle on our promise to get back at Miss Alecto Carrow to cheer you up.

From:

alt_sally_anne

It doesn't cheer me up. It makes me more worried. She'll guess it's you, unless you come up with someone to take the blame, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Or if she doesn't guess it's you she'll think it's Pansy. Or Ron. Or Nev. I just -- I don't want anyone else getting hurt.

From:

alt_gredforge

You're not giving us credit for being pretty sly at setting up pranks, but we see your point.

This is beyond the prank level, and so we'll make you a promise: we won't try anything without running it by you first. By everyone on the lock, really. You can use that Slytherin twistiness to let us know if there's anything we've failed to take into account. And since it's a risk, we won't do it unless we get everyone's okay. You're right: messing with the Carrows is dead serious, and we want to avoid any fall out, especially for you, Ron, Nev, Hermione and the Professor.

We promise we won't go risking anybody.

But it's high time both those two are gonna pay.

From:

alt_hydra

Oh, that hurts a lot, even if it is an easy fix.
She'll be all right otherwise, though?

From,
Hydra

From:

alt_sally_anne

!!!

Other students hovering was exactly what I needed. I felt so much better once Madam Pomfrey let you and Pansy in.

From:

alt_sally_anne

Oh ugh, Ron. I wonder if you're right?

You know how I talk sometimes about how useful it is to be a good liar and to KNOW you're a liar? Because if you KNOW you're lying and you can just lie shamelessly then you're less likely to believe your own lies?

I think Percy is the opposite. He can't bear to lie, so he needs to convince himself that everything he says is true, no matter how awful it is. No matter how awful it makes him.

From:

alt_sally_anne

It did hurt a lot but I'm feeling much better now. Madam Pomfrey says I can leave the infirmary tomorrow.

Have you had a broken arm? I'd never broken a bone before today.

From:

alt_hydra

Oh I'm glad, you should feel much better by then, but it might itch for a while.
I've broken my wrist before, not my arm.

From,
Hydra

From:

alt_sally_anne

We were pretty sly with the rune last year when we set the lice on Ravenclaw but they certainly suspected who'd done it. Even when things ARE pure bad luck the Carrows want to blame someone for it.

Now if you could work out a way to get them to blame EACH OTHER then perfect. But otherwise they'll blame someone you probably don't hate as much as all that.