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alt_ron ([personal profile] alt_ron) wrote2011-11-30 09:06 am
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

I don't even want to talk about it.

Seriously.
 
 
ugh
alt_pansy: (looking thinking)

[personal profile] alt_pansy 2011-11-30 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough, tuna brain.

Want to go for a walk later?
alt_pansy: (small mysterious smile)

[personal profile] alt_pansy 2011-11-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see you in a few.
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[personal profile] alt_neville 2011-11-30 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad you're not in detention for trying to thump on Seamus. So that's something.
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[personal profile] alt_neville 2011-11-30 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And, um. You're clean.
alt_sally_anne: (that is excellent news then)

[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The story that I heard at breakfast is probably better than the reality, anyway.

I'm sure your sister MEANT well.
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[personal profile] alt_gredforge 2011-11-30 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it wasn't. Trust us, reality exceeded our wildest imagination.

And given our imagination, that's saying a lot!
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[personal profile] alt_lee 2011-11-30 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ron. That tape measure looked downright amorous, mate.

(Next time don't yell, and then maybe people won't come running.)
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[personal profile] alt_gredforge 2011-11-30 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least there's something that wants to wrap itself lovingly around our ickle Ronnikins.
alt_sally_anne: (surely you are having me on)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you two EVER stop?
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[personal profile] alt_gredforge 2011-11-30 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should we, with our own precious Ronnikinns there to provide us with such an endless supply of merriment?
alt_terry: (Terry smiling)

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[personal profile] alt_terry 2011-11-30 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is downright puzzling to read. What happened, exactly?
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[personal profile] alt_lee 2011-11-30 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, guess Ron didn't much care for the dress robes his mum sent him for the Yule Ball.
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[personal profile] alt_gredforge 2011-11-30 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't blame, him, to tell the truth. We love her, but it was sort of a lapse of taste on our dear old Mum's part.
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[personal profile] alt_lee 2011-11-30 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. So from what I hear, his sister Ginny gave him a tape measure to take his measurements while he was in the bath.

And it got sort of...overexcited. He came flying out of the tub area covered in soap suds, yelling, with the tape flying after him, trying to measure all the pertinent bits.
alt_terry: (Terry smiling)

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[personal profile] alt_terry 2011-11-30 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I just had to stuff my journal under my pallet, quick, and shove my face into my pillow, because I was laughing so hard.

Sorry, Ron. But thanks for the laugh.


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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
According to the gossip at the Slytherin breakfast table, someone transfigured a snake into a tape measure and sent it after Ron as a prank while he was in the bath and he came out screaming and stark naked because the thing was trying to crawl -- um.

Then I heard from Lavender Brown it wasn't actually a transfigured snake, just a tailor's tape measure, and Ginevra gave it to him but didn't warn him about ALL the measurements it might try to get. Lav thought Ginevra might have done it on purpose to be cruel, I think she just didn't think about it.
alt_sally_anne: (someday I will be taller)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And, right, this is all because we're ALL supposed to have dress robes for the Yule Ball in December. Mrs Weasley sent Ron some she found used and they're horrid, really horrid (I only caught a glimpse of them but the descriptions I've heard involved lavender lace and also they were the sort of thing that might have been fashionable in 1938? I'm not even sure.)

Ron, you know you could also go talk to Professor Sinistra if you don't want robes from your sister, she doesn't JUST mean half-bloods with stingy foster families can come for help with a decent set of dress robes.
alt_sally_anne: (surely you are having me on)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an excuse to go off and spend time with a girl you like (if you're a boy) or a boy you like (if you're a girl).
alt_sally_anne: (surely you are having me on)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY am I not surprised that you are TOTALLY BAFFLED by this idea, Ron Weasley?

It's just lucky for the school not every boy is as late a bloomer as some.
alt_sally_anne: (someday I will be taller)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm going!
alt_sally_anne: (just go away)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...!

NO, I didn't ask ANYONE.

I GOT ASKED.

And I said yes.
alt_sally_anne: (someday I will be taller)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So it really was a tape measure? I sort of wondered after I heard the story if it was actually some sort of cursed object?
alt_sally_anne: (my friends make me smile)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
DEATH BY CURSED TAPE MEASURE.
alt_terry: (Terry smiling)

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[personal profile] alt_terry 2011-11-30 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody should sic it on the git's sister. Maybe it'll strangle her.
alt_sally_anne: (my friends make me smile)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
We'd want to curse it properly first. I am confident that a tailor's tape measure would not ACTUALLY throttle a customer even if it might humiliate him utterly in front of his dorm mates.

Fred and George, you ever made a cursed object?
alt_sally_anne: (my friends make me smile)

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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-30 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point!

We'd at least have to get another one so everyone knew it wasn't yours that killed her!