I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

What Greengrass said. Uh. Is it really like the play, do you think? I mean, I did that because everyone said it was important to show loyal and all.

D'you think it's really important to go to this ball thinger?

Cause, I mean, there's almost no one left to ask that's not a troll. I mean to say, Bullstrode?

Does anyone know any of the foreign girls that don't have dates yet?

I can't believe I'm even thinking about it.

Blimey.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Didn't Daphne offer to help you with this? I'd think she'd be quite expert.

[alt_ron]

Uh.

I didn't think it was such a good idea to let a Slytherin find me a date. At least not Greengrass. I mean, she was probably just having a laugh, anywiz, offering to help me.

[alt_sally_anne]

She couldn't have possibly tried to set you up with Milli. She knows Milli wants to go with Greg.

[alt_sally_anne]

And I suppose I can't blame you for not wanting to let a Slytherin find you a date. After all, I'd eat my dress robes before I'd ask a GRYFFINDOR to find ME one.

[alt_ron]

Why? It's not like we'd stick you with some mountain troll just so we could laugh about it with our mates.

We'd find you a proper date.

[alt_ron]

Oh.

Hang on.

D'you mean you still need a date?
 
 
 
You were just saying you have one so no one would take the mickey, innit?

Cause, I mean. Well.

You're a girl, so we could go if you want. That'd be all right.

[alt_sally_anne]

I HAVE A DATE, RON!

[alt_ron]

Well, all right.

You don't have to get shirty about it.