I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Oi.

What is it with girls? I mean to say, either they're all googly about this ball business or they're all going around everywhere all together in a huge herd so you can't even talk to them or then they get all offended if you actually ask them.

Not half mad, innit.

So. Who's left that's decent?

What's Brocklehurst like?

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[alt_pansy]

What about Katrina Bundy, then? Did she say no?

Or Neville's little sister?

Mandy's sweet enough, even though she can be a bit shy. But if you do want to ask her, you ought to let me know quick, so I can pass it along.

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[alt_pansy]

What do you think?

I mean, there's not many people left, do you think she'd be happier with Ron, or Harry?

And if I tell Draco to tell Harry not to go with Mandy, who else should he go with?