I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Private Message to Evelyn Longbottom

[alt_ron]

Hey, Evyls.

Smith's a git, but it's going to be all right, yeah?

I was going to just not say anything, because I figure you wish I wouldn't, but- that doesn't seem right.

And we totally have to play chess tomorrow. Just to show people we don't care what they think. All right, then?


Trust me. I have loads of experience not letting brothers have the satisfaction.

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[alt_evelyn]

All right.

And I know it'll come as a terrible disappointment to you, but I'm not really planning on marrying anyone at the moment. Just so you know. Probably won't sort that out for another year at least. I haven't even picked out colours or anything. Or bridesmaids.

That was possibly the most embarrassed I've ever been.

I don't care what Justin says, Smith is an utter arse.

Thank you. For believing me.

[alt_ron]

Um.

So you didn't actually write it?

[alt_evelyn]

No!

eejit.

[alt_evelyn]

I was just joking earlier. About the colours.

I figure if everyone else can laugh about it, we might as well too.

[alt_ron]

Oh.

[alt_ron]

Ohhh. Yeah.

Ha.