Order Only Private Message to Harry Potter and Sally Anne Perks

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Bloody hell. Are all third year witches watering pots? I mean, Valentines doesn't go well and they decide they have to cry in the loo for a hundred years? They couldn't've gone and thrown stones at the squid? Or shouted at the stupid bloke that broke their ickle hearts?

And why that loo?

I mean, bloody Myrtle's loo.

Ugh. All right, we'll try again next chance we get, but with Sandoval wanting to know what we're doing every minute, argh. We'll make up something to tell her, but really.

Third years.

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Private Message to Sally Anne

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Do you mind that we didn't do anything, y'know, romantic yesterday?

Sorry I didn't at least get you flowers.

Only, well-

I guess I'm just really tight, and that's-

Sorry.

I don't want you to feel as if I don't care, cause I really do.

I really do.

Re: Private Message to Sally Anne

[alt_sally_anne]

Well, it's a good thing you're not dating Lavender Brown, because she probably wouldn't speak to you for a week.

It's okay. I know. I mean.

It's not a big deal.

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[alt_ron]

Ha. Lav.

Did you see her yesterday? With Moon's love poems following her around everywhere? Hilarious.

I think she's got the perfect bloke for her, yeah?

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[alt_sally_anne]

She really does!

And, I've got the perfect bloke for me.

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[alt_ron]

Aww!

Y'know, I can't think of anyone else I'd want to be with. Really.

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[alt_sally_anne]

Me, either.

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[alt_sally_anne]

(Did you know Pansy and George went off to a cave yesterday? A CAVE. If I had Pansy's dosh I think I'd get one of those hotel rooms every single time I went to Hogsmeade. And have room service bring up chocolate cake and butterbeer.)

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[alt_ron]

They did?

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[alt_sally_anne]

Yeah, I think it's the cave where Sirius used to go when we were meeting him?

I mean, I'm sure they used warming charms and made themselves pretty comfortable? But. I mean. If I were rich I'd definitely pick a hotel. Caves don't have beds with lovely soft sheets or fireplaces or room service.

Next year on Valentine's Day we won't be students anymore. Are you going to get a flat with Justin again? Because your room in the flat was just fine.

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I need to see what he thinks about that, actually.

Reckon I should ask if he wants to come to the Burrow for hols again. Though he went off to Daphs as soon as he got the chance, so I don't know. Maybe he won't want to.

I mean, he's used to something better, y'know?

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[alt_sally_anne]

That's because Hydra was there, not because he wanted something posh.

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[alt_ron]

A cave. In February.

Those two really are daft.

Guess they're serious, eh?

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[alt_sally_anne]

Well, Pansy is! I don't know about George. Pansy thinks so, though.

[alt_harry]

'Why that loo' is obvious. Misery loves company. Where better to go cry than Moaning Myrtle's bathroo?

[alt_ron]

Must be, but, really. If I felt rotten I wouldn't go tell it to Myrtle. Would you?

[alt_sally_anne]

Well, I never did!

I've heard she can be rather comforting, though, in her own (really odd) way.

[alt_ron]

Really odd.

That's an understatement.