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[alt_ron]

The LP looks... like he's enjoying this way too much.

I mean, not like last night at all. Like he's having afters now and really, really likes the taste.

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[alt_harry]

Yeah.

[alt_ron]

What's with the belt thing? It looks like something out of some of the portraits. I mean, the really old ones.

Wonder how much the jewels and the gold in it are worth?

[alt_harry]

I feel like there must be some really horrible reason he wanted Daphne and Crouch married so quickly? But I don't know what.

[alt_ron]

D'you think he's into Daphne? I mean, that's just too completely wrong.

[alt_ron]

I mean, look at the look he's giving her. Like he's about to have her for afters!

[alt_harry]

I don't think he's actually interested in that sort of thing.

I mean, I've never heard of him doing it.

[alt_ron]

Guess he just has a way of looking dead creepy, yeah?

I mean, poor Daphs. She couldn't've wanted this for her wedding, y'know?

[alt_ron]

Then again, she looks like it's what she's always, always wanted.

[alt_ron]

Zabini, though.

Can you see him from where you are?

Looks ill.

[alt_ron]

Actually.

Have a look around. Half the room looks like they've never seen anything so enchanting. And the other half look dead jealous of Daphs.

Guess I'm really just in the wrong frame of mind, huh?

[alt_harry]

Speaking as someone who spent the first eleven years of my life living with Voldemort, and goes 'home' to Buckingham on holidays, I'll say that you should never assume you know what someone is thinking by the expression on their face when He can see them.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, fair enough.

Still.

Most of them are really... into it.

[alt_harry]

Though Patil's been jealous of Daphne ever since she got named Head Girl, so hers you can probably take at face value.