Private Message to Katrina Bundy

So, um. Bundy.

Did you want to go to this ball thinger? I mean, just as mates. Cause everyone seems to be going and uh, maybe it would be good to go and not seem like we weren't falling in. Know what I mean?

Ron

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Oi.

What is it with girls? I mean to say, either they're all googly about this ball business or they're all going around everywhere all together in a huge herd so you can't even talk to them or then they get all offended if you actually ask them.

Not half mad, innit.

So. Who's left that's decent?

What's Brocklehurst like?