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[alt_ron]

Merlin's nose!

What's in the Prophet today that's got everyone fighting over it?

Obviously not the Quidditch results. That page was left in a heap under a table. Not that there were any surprises there, mind.

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Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

I only saw it for about a minute at lunch when Robins and Frobisher were looking it over and my roll went down the table and landed right up under the paper so I had to go ask them if I could have it back. And, anywiz, they were talking about Mrs Zabini and how she's meant to be the most beautiful witch, but the photographer or the person who picks out what pictures get in the paper, one of them must've been cheesed off at her 'cause they picked a shot of her where she's looking really unpleasant. So I asked if I could have a look, cause I've never seen Zabini's mum, and I couldn't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, she looks fit and her robes were, I dunno. I mean, whatever. She's fine, but, yeah, she looked like she was cross about something or, y'know, annoyed, and it's a really funny sort of look.

I didn't notice who was in the picture with her, though. What's he look like, the bloke she was with? As snooty as she looks?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Okay, I nicked Daphne's copy for a few minutes and looked again. You're right, it's not a flattering picture. I don't know if I'd say she's sneering, though, it looks a bit more like she's trying really hard not to pass gas in such a way as anyone would notice.

The bloke's near her but I can't tell if he's with her or not. It's not a good picture of him, either, he looks like maybe someone just hit him with a Confundus jinx, either that or like he got started on the celebratory toasts before he floo'd over.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

She's not the only one with that look, anyway. Maybe the 'I have to fart but know I mustn't' expression is the Smile to Have This Season, who knows?

I'd better put this back on Daphne's desk before she gets back from the loo.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Or, y'know, maybe they're all just really bored to be there.

I mean, how much fun can a fashion show be? And to have to smile and pretend you think Mrs Malfoy's brilliant? I'd rather go to Transfiguration.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

You're not serious.

I mean, I can understand you not wanting to go to a fashion show. You're a BOY. But you'd rather spend an hour with Carrow?