I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

So.

The Carrows are back starting tomorrow. Nev and I don't have to worry til Wednesday, but you lot've got Transfig tomorrow, yeah, Perks?

Have you thought what you're going to do if he goes mental?

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[alt_sally_anne]

Transfiguration in the morning.

Dark Arts in the afternoon.

Duck behind Vince? He's enormous, he should hide me. Pansy can use Greg.

[alt_ron]

Ha!

Well that's as good an idea as any I've had.

Do it.

Just don't partner with Bulstrode tomorrow, yeah?

[alt_sally_anne]

No worries there.

[alt_pansy]

Lucius will have his arse on a platter if he lifts a finger against me.

And he knows it.

So Sally-Anne, if you've got to use anyone as a human shield, use me.

[alt_sally_anne]

Well that might work in Transfiguration but what about Dark Arts?

1. You're not in Dark Arts with me.
2. Alecto Carrow attacked Mr Malfoy so I'm not sure she's worried about him putting her arse on a platter.
3. Draco's too skinny PLUS he'd be busy diving in front of Harry. If only we had Dark Arts with Gryffindor instead of Hufflepuff I would duck behind Finnigan; what else are Gryffindors FOR but to defend hapless Slytherin girls from lunatic professors? Well, and dragons.

Defend us from dragons, I mean, I would think a dragon could hold its own against either Carrow.

[alt_ron]

I think it's the other way round: the Carrows--even just one of them--could hold their own against a dragon.

Though I'd kind of like to see who'd get the best of it if it was a Horntail!

[alt_sally_anne]

I'd pay money to see that!

I think the whole school would be rooting for the Horntail.

Everyone made it out of Transfiguration in one piece. Professor Carrow seemed quieter than usual, if anything.

[alt_ron]

No joke!

Good quieter? Or really freakin' scary quieter?