I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey, Fish-eye.

That's the most sorcerously awesome thing I've ever got for a birthday!! I hear the Cannons' exhibition days are wiznift to the moon. There's the exhibition match, of course, but then there are all sorts of competitions for the fans, and the Cannons all stand out on the pitch and sign autographs on anything you bring--well, anything you can write on, anywiz. I heard one time, someone brought their cat and wanted Morrison to sign that, but Morrison wouldn't do it because the spell they wanted him to use would've been permanent and he didn't want to hurt the cat.

Two tickets! You're the best, Pans. I can't wait for June!!!

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[alt_pansy]

Good! I thought you'd like it. Who d'you think you'll take? Your dad? Bill?

And I can't imagine why anyone would want their cat signed! I mean, cats don't live forever, so what was he going to do after, stuff it? Make it into a wall-hanging? What if it ran off or something? I mean, pieces of paper and programmes don't die or run off. If you lose it, it's your own fault. And poor cat, too. Good on that Morrison for saying nix.

You should think of something really fun they could sign. Lovegood makes crazy hats, maybe you could get her to make you one and you could bring it!

[alt_ron]

I don't know who I'll take. Maybe I'll auction it to the highest bidder. I bet the twins could make some offers I'd consider!

And, yeah, it's sort of mad, the thing about that cat. Speaking as a mad cat, myself, I doubt it would've been very happy about being signed on that way. Even by Morrison.

I hear that sometimes people do ask them to sign parts of their bodies. And I guess it depends where, but still, that's a bit much to ask, I think.

I dunno about asking Lovegood for a hat. I mean, it's one thing when she wears that sort of thing herself, but I don't think I want to see what she'd come up with for me to wear!