Wizardest Stuff Ever!
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alt_ronWhoa! These are dead awesome seats!! We're perfectly on level with the goal hoops.
And the seats are well comfortable, too.
But the best part is all this really nift stuff they're giving us: we've been trying everything out, and the omnioculars are amazing. Not the cheap kind that don't remember anything very long and break right away: you can look straight across to the other side and see the mole on some bloke's nose over there. We'll be able to see everything!
And there's a special screen up here to keep us from being blinded when the sun starts going down. They thought of everything, I think. There're even some totally snitch fruit chews I've never had before. Really nice touch, that.
Director Selwyn's daughter, Arista, seems to like the fans best. She was showing me how they work a minute ago--how they snap open and shut, and how you can use them to hide what you're saying if you want to tell a secret and don't want anyone else to read your lips.
Oh-
hang on!
They must be about to have the people in the top box come in. They told us we'll have to stand up, and, yeah-
And the seats are well comfortable, too.
But the best part is all this really nift stuff they're giving us: we've been trying everything out, and the omnioculars are amazing. Not the cheap kind that don't remember anything very long and break right away: you can look straight across to the other side and see the mole on some bloke's nose over there. We'll be able to see everything!
And there's a special screen up here to keep us from being blinded when the sun starts going down. They thought of everything, I think. There're even some totally snitch fruit chews I've never had before. Really nice touch, that.
Director Selwyn's daughter, Arista, seems to like the fans best. She was showing me how they work a minute ago--how they snap open and shut, and how you can use them to hide what you're saying if you want to tell a secret and don't want anyone else to read your lips.
Oh-
hang on!
They must be about to have the people in the top box come in. They told us we'll have to stand up, and, yeah-
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 12:42 am (UTC)The fish fork is over the plate. Like, up top. Look there.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 12:53 am (UTC)I thought those were for dessert.
The funny looking fork's for fish?
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 12:54 am (UTC)I don't think the dessert fork's in the setting, they must be planning to bring it with the dessert. I HOPE they're planning to bring it with the dessert. Maybe I'll hide the fish fork when I'm done with it, just in case.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 01:02 am (UTC)There's got to be pudding, right? I mean, do fancy people have afters? Or are they all worried they'll get heavy?
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 01:13 am (UTC)