Wizardest Stuff Ever!
Aug. 29th, 2011 06:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Whoa! These are dead awesome seats!! We're perfectly on level with the goal hoops.
And the seats are well comfortable, too.
But the best part is all this really nift stuff they're giving us: we've been trying everything out, and the omnioculars are amazing. Not the cheap kind that don't remember anything very long and break right away: you can look straight across to the other side and see the mole on some bloke's nose over there. We'll be able to see everything!
And there's a special screen up here to keep us from being blinded when the sun starts going down. They thought of everything, I think. There're even some totally snitch fruit chews I've never had before. Really nice touch, that.
Director Selwyn's daughter, Arista, seems to like the fans best. She was showing me how they work a minute ago--how they snap open and shut, and how you can use them to hide what you're saying if you want to tell a secret and don't want anyone else to read your lips.
Oh-
hang on!
They must be about to have the people in the top box come in. They told us we'll have to stand up, and, yeah-
And the seats are well comfortable, too.
But the best part is all this really nift stuff they're giving us: we've been trying everything out, and the omnioculars are amazing. Not the cheap kind that don't remember anything very long and break right away: you can look straight across to the other side and see the mole on some bloke's nose over there. We'll be able to see everything!
And there's a special screen up here to keep us from being blinded when the sun starts going down. They thought of everything, I think. There're even some totally snitch fruit chews I've never had before. Really nice touch, that.
Director Selwyn's daughter, Arista, seems to like the fans best. She was showing me how they work a minute ago--how they snap open and shut, and how you can use them to hide what you're saying if you want to tell a secret and don't want anyone else to read your lips.
Oh-
hang on!
They must be about to have the people in the top box come in. They told us we'll have to stand up, and, yeah-
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 01:33 am (UTC)Mrs Stretton ignores Gemma and Philip most of the time and then periodically jumps down their throats because they did something like ate peas with their fingers or used their fork to draw pictures in their mashed potatoes. And blames Maureen for not teaching them properly.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 01:39 am (UTC)And it's not like Maureen can really tell them what to do, is it? Do they listen to her? Or do they know she can't really do anything if they're rotten?
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2011-08-30 01:43 am (UTC)She is supposed to be able to tell them what to do (because Mrs Stretton wants her to mind the children, and Mrs Stretton gets to tell Maureen what to do) but it doesn't always work out that way.