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[alt_ron]

A hat?

Honestly? That's it?

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[alt_harry]

I liked the hat. It's nice.

[alt_ron]

Bit creepy, really.

Still. Beats wrestling a troll any day.

[alt_harry]

I suppose that's something - but I don't think Father would have let me wrestle a troll. He's awfully protective.

[alt_ron]

I know how that is. I'm still amazed Mum put me on the train this morning.

My brother, Fred, kept going on about how much sorting hurts and wrestling a troll. Should have known he was taking the piss.

[alt_harry]

I wish I had a brother. I have Draco but it isn't the same, you know?

[alt_ron]

I've got five of them. I'd offer to give you one but Mum might object to it.

Draco's the blond git bloke I saw you with at Sorting?

[alt_harry]

Yeah. I guess he can be a little rude but we haven't really had mates, you know? It isn't always fun being Father's son.

[alt_ron]

A little rude?

That's like saying dragons are a bit feisty, innit?

[alt_percy]

Another Gryffindor! Well done, Ronald! Mum and Dad will be thrilled. I'm sure you'll make our house proud.

[alt_ron]

Should have known Fred was taking the mickey about the troll, yeah?

What was that bollocks with the Marvolo kid getting switched out, though. That ever happen before?

[alt_percy]

I have no idea what Fred told you, but I would have assumed that by now you would have learned to take whatever he or George says with a bushel of salt, Ronald.

(Um, no, I don't believe it ever has. I'm not sure how much we should be talking about that, Ron.)

[alt_ron]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I'll find you in the common room later?

[alt_percy]

Of course, but take care you don't get to bed too late, Ronald. Classes start tomorrow!

Hey!

[alt_gredforge]

Oi!, are saying we're liars!
We are wounded that you could even think such a thing, Simply wounded. We thought you knew better than that.

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[alt_ron]

And all that rot about wrestling trolls was...what then?

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[alt_gredforge]

What about wrestling trolls?

Do you remember telling ickle ronnikins anything about wrestling trolls, Fred?

No George, I'm quite sure that I havn't said anything about trolls in quite a long while.
Except for last week I said that it would be wicked if you had to wrestle trolls your first night at hogwarts.
But I never claimed that you actually had to.

Ron, do you need your hearing checked?

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[alt_ron]

Oh ha ha ha. Very funny, you two.

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[alt_percy]

On the contrary, I think we all know you too well.