Go Gryffindor!!

[alt_ron]

Show Slytherin what a REAL team can do!! One where ALL the players earn their places on the team! And nobody has to BUY them a load of fancy-boy brooms so they'll feel big enough to play!!

Go Gryffindor!

Fly, Score, WIN!!!!!!

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[alt_pansy]

Well, that's petty.

You know Lucius bought those brooms after Draco earned his spot on the team, Weasley.

Course it doesn't help that we're currently ahead.

[alt_ron]

That's a load of bosh, and you know it. They'd never have let him on the team if his father hadn't waved those brooms in front of their noses. I mean, look at him up there. Everytime a bludger comes close, he nearly falls off! He's hanging onto that handle so tight, I can see his knuckles from here!!!

And we just evened the score, so there!

[alt_pansy]

How do you know what Lucius did or didn't do? You're just jealous that you didn't make your team, and that your team has shoddy brooms.

And from where I'm sitting, he looks brilliant.

[alt_ron]

Don't be daft! I didn't go out for the team. We didn't have any places open--all our positions are filled with experienced players. I mean, look at Fred and George! They're totally keeping your Chasers on the run!

And Wood--saved another!!!!! Woo!!!!!

[alt_pansy]

It's not his fault that your stupid broken wand made you vom slugs, you know. I don't understand why you always have to pick fights with him.

[alt_ron]

I'm not the one picking the fights, and you know it.

Look, I know you're sitting up there with the Malfoys, so maybe you should just not talk to me right now. Yeah? Cause I know you kind of grew up with them and all, but honestly, it makes you blind as a post about what a nasty little git he is.

[alt_pansy]

Oh, that's the way it's going to be, is it?

I guess I should just take your advice and not talk to you anymore because of who I grew up with. You're not jumping to conclusions at ALL, ARE YOU. Oh, and while you're making broad judgments about me because of my childhood, you go ahead and call me stupid. WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Biggoted much?

If that's the way you want it, FINE.

ARSEHOLE.

[alt_ron]

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[alt_pansy]

And while we're at it, why don't you tell your brothers to stop playing dirty, Weasley?

[alt_ron]

What do you mean, dirty? Did you see Montague use his stick on Katie Bell a minute ago?


Whoa! Come on!!! Aghhh! So close!

[alt_pansy]

There's a difference between that and HEXING a BLUDGER, and YOU KNOW IT.

[alt_ron]

Nobody on our team's hexed a bludger!

Leave it to a Slytherin to think that; that's totally what your team would do.

[alt_pansy]

Oh, that's right, how utterly brilliant! Make it APPEAR as though our team has made the other team's bludger chase after our Seeker!

One problem... oh, that's right, a BLUDGER is CHASING OUR SEEKER.

And who is hitting those bludgers? Well? Who could it possibly be? Oh, those Weasley twins. They NEVER get into trouble, or try breaking the rules!

[alt_ron]

There's only the two bludgers, you nit. They don't belong to either team.

And if you'd watch, you'd see that they are hitting them at your Chasers! It's just that one's crazy... I dunno, it always turns back around no matter what direction they hit it.

But they're NOT hitting it at Harry. Any imbecile can see that!!!

[alt_pansy]

I AM NOT STUPID. DON'T YOU DARE. You know PERFECTLY WELL what I meant. GIT.

[alt_ron]

I know you're trying to say that my brothers are cheating. And that's a complete lie!

I mean, you saw Fred trying to block it and knock it into the ground! They're hardly playing anymore--just trying to get that bludger to stop!

[alt_neville]

They are trying to get that bludger to stop, Parkinson. Fred and George, I mean. And I don't believe they'd try to cheat like that.

[alt_ron]

It's useless trying to talk to her.

Let her think whatever she wants. She only cares what the Malfoys think anyway.

[alt_neville]

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

C'mon, Ron, back off. Someone sure messed with that bludger. It wasn't George or Fred, but she doesn't know 'em like we do. And once it's looked into, I'm sure they'll be cleared.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_ron]

Yeah, whatever.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_ron]

Except, you know, they probably WON'T clear Fred and George. I mean look what happened the last time somebody tried to attack Harry.

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[alt_neville]

Yeah, but the Headmistress is fair, Ron. She won't let them be punished if it can't be proven. And it won't.

[alt_molly]

What on earth happened, Ron? Are the twins in some sort of trouble?

[alt_ron]

They didn't do anything. It's not their fault!

[alt_percy]

Someone seems to have tampered with one of the bludgers in today's Quidditch game, Mum. It ignored all the Chasers in the game and just kept going after Harry Marvolo like it was possessed. Fred and George even tried hitting it to the ground, but it wouldn't give up until it finally knocked Marvolo off his broom.

[alt_molly]

Oh, no! Is the boy all right, Percy?

[alt_percy]

I'm not sure. I saw him sitting up when was on the ground, so he mustn't have been too badly hurt. But he got taken off to the Hospital Wing.

[alt_molly]

Oh, dear! Let me know how he is if you find out, won't you?

But why are the twins in trouble over it? Surely no one thinks they have anything to do with it, do they?

[alt_percy]

I will, Mum, I promise.

Well, there's been some wild talk, especially from the Slytherins, but it's just because they're the Beaters for the opposing team. I think Ron's panicking a bit prematurely. The Bludgers are kept locked in Madam Hooch's office, and George and Fred certainly didn't have access to them there.

[alt_gredforge]

If we wanted to hit Marvolo with a bludger, we won't have to hex it. We have useful things called 'beater bats', we're quite handy with them.

[alt_ron]

Why don't you just talk to your pirate friend. He seems to be enjoying the game! Maybe he likes seeing people get hurt.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, that's right.

Sit up there looking smug.

I can't believe what a piece of work you are.

Nice.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh for MERLIN'S SAKE, RON.

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[alt_ron]

What?

She's the one that went off on me.

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[alt_molly]

Minerva? What on earth is going on?