Good show, Lav

[alt_ron]

Now no one can firechat with their parents. Because you couldn't just talk.

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[alt_draco]

Maybe she should have done, but she still had to try to get it back, didn't she?

You're awfully critical for someone whose own brother buggered up with his owl. Trying to deflect, I suppose.

[alt_ron]

Not during an epidemic that the Ministry and the Lord Protector are taking so seriously they've said we can't get parcels with things like that journal by post. You're being as daft as Lav.

And who's deflecting? Change the subject much?

[alt_draco]

They didn't say anything about parcels through firechat until just now, correct? You actually ought to thank your housemate for alerting the Ministry to a danger they hadn't yet thought of, since you're apparently taking the epidemic so seriously now yourself.

[alt_ron]

Malfoy, it's obvious. If they'd meant us to get stuff from outside the school through the fires, they'd have said, 'No parcels will be allowed by post, but by all means, feel free to hand your children care packages through the fires.' I mean, did your Mum send you stuff through the Floo? No. She knows that's not okay. Did Hydra's father? No. Same reason. And now none of us can talk to our parents because Lav's got no more brains than a newt.

But do go on taking her part. It shows how brilliant you are.

[alt_draco]

With all those parents you've listed it sounds to me like you're insulting Mrs Brown, Measley - and maybe Professor Lockhart, too. You really don't have any respect for adults, do you? I suppose that's just what happens when one grows up as the spare in some unkempt brood of ginger savages.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

At least my parents like each other enough to have a big family.

[alt_lavender]

Draco, you're so nice sometimes, like a true gentleman defending a lady.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Oh, yerk.

I think I'm going to be ill.

[alt_draco]

I thought Gryffindors were supposed to be chivalrous, but you certainly wouldn't know it by that one.

[alt_lavender]

Being brave isn't the same as having manners. Unfortunately.