See, Percy, I'm writing in my journal!

[alt_ron]

DRACO MALFOY IS A STINKING WANKER.



Happy now, Percy?

Comments

[alt_draco]

He was mucking up the potions ingredients before I slagged him off, you idiot, that's rather the whole point. Why don't you let Wrongbottom stand up for himself, it might do him some good.

[alt_ron]

Anybody would get edgy with you hovering over them, going 'Eh!', 'Hem, hem!', 'Phwuh!' every move they make.

[alt_ron]

And flapping your sleeves about like a nervous diricawl.

[alt_neville]

I already said I was sorry, Malfoy. And that I'd try harder next time. I dunno what else you expect me to do.

[alt_ron]

And it might do you some good to shut your ugly mouth.

[alt_draco]

It took you three comments to get that out? You're just making yourself look stupid now. Even moreso than usual. Which is quite an accomplishment, really. Congratulations.

[alt_ron]

Is that the best you can do, Smallboy?