I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

Comments

[alt_neville]

Don't blame him a bit for getting upset. I wonder if it's going to get really ugly for him. You know, if people are going to go on about how he shouldn't be a champion.