I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

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[alt_gredforge]

Merlin, Professor. You just made George snort pumpkin juice up his nose. He's still laughing.

[alt_gredforge]

Awesome idea, Professor--but no, really, you'd better not. Think about it: it's not the sort of thing a man can ignore. Especially a mean snake of a man like the git. And once it dawns on him that someone has hexed him inside the castle--much less a castle protected by the Fidelius charm--he won't rest until he finds out who did it.

Still...we can't blame you for toying with the idea. The mental picture is just delightful.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. Don't you think Carrow'd just figure it was wild magic you'd done without a wand?

Remember when Malfoy's muggleborn got his magic? And it seems it'd be loads easier for Carrow to figure it's you, since you say there's really no one else there in the castle that it could be. And even if some of the prisoners are muggleborn, you wouldn't want him deciding it was someone else that did it, right?