I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

I'm going to get Seamus Bloody Finnigan if it's the last bleedin' thing I ever do.

I mean it.

He'd best not sleep in this dormitory again without casting every protection spell he knows.

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[alt_ron]

Don't be daft, Nev. He levitated them over the table and shouted about my mum's taste. Let's guess if it looked like it bothered me!

[alt_neville]

Look, I know all about people making fun because of my parents. All right?

[alt_pansy]

Seamus is just being a berk. He's the one without taste. I'm sorry, Ron. That's not on.

[alt_ron]

Thanks, Fisheye.

So what's the best payback hex you can think of? I was thinking either the boiling bunions jinx or the elasto-lips one, 'cause doesn't that make your lips get huger and huger until they're so gigantic they drag on the floor?

[alt_pansy]

Well, if it's about taste, how about making his robes clash horribly with polka dots and stripes and awful colours like bright yellow and orange?

[alt_ron]

It's not his robes I want to turn yellow.