See, Percy, I'm writing in my journal!

[alt_ron]

DRACO MALFOY IS A STINKING WANKER.



Happy now, Percy?

Comments

[alt_ron]

You're too nice, Nev. He'll just go on and on if somebody doesn't make him stop.

And look, he's not even got a big enough wand to answer for himself.

[alt_neville]

Look, I gotta work with him in Potions, okay?

[alt_ron]

Yeah. And look how that's going! That's the whole problem. He thinks he can just slag you off and make you feel so crap you end up slicing somethin wrong or droppin in the nettles when its spose to be the billywig stings or whatever. And then he goes around rubbishing you all over school.

That's not quidditch, mate. Someone's got to make him shut his gob.

[alt_draco]

He was mucking up the potions ingredients before I slagged him off, you idiot, that's rather the whole point. Why don't you let Wrongbottom stand up for himself, it might do him some good.

[alt_ron]

Anybody would get edgy with you hovering over them, going 'Eh!', 'Hem, hem!', 'Phwuh!' every move they make.

[alt_ron]

And flapping your sleeves about like a nervous diricawl.

[alt_neville]

I already said I was sorry, Malfoy. And that I'd try harder next time. I dunno what else you expect me to do.

[alt_ron]

And it might do you some good to shut your ugly mouth.

[alt_draco]

It took you three comments to get that out? You're just making yourself look stupid now. Even moreso than usual. Which is quite an accomplishment, really. Congratulations.

[alt_ron]

Is that the best you can do, Smallboy?