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alt_ron ([personal profile] alt_ron) wrote2011-11-05 10:21 am

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.
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[personal profile] alt_sally_anne 2011-11-05 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a hex that turns someone's willy into a plum? What is it? It would be good to know, you know, for people like Letchley.
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[personal profile] alt_terry 2011-11-06 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I wouldn't wish that sort of thing on Diggory--he never was nasty to me. But I sort of wish one of you could find out how to do that spell. Because I know someone I'd like to try it on. Since he doesn't know I have a wand, he couldn't blame me.