I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

There's a hex that turns someone's willy into a plum? What is it? It would be good to know, you know, for people like Letchley.

[alt_terry]

Well, I wouldn't wish that sort of thing on Diggory--he never was nasty to me. But I sort of wish one of you could find out how to do that spell. Because I know someone I'd like to try it on. Since he doesn't know I have a wand, he couldn't blame me.