I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Well it's dreadful someone doing that to Diggory. He's never done anything to deserve it (that I've heard about).

[alt_ron]

Yeah.

Can you imagine having to go to Madam Pomfrey for that?

Poor bloke.

But you couldn't just let it stay that way, either. At all.

[alt_sally_anne]

Do you suppose it was an actual plum or just LOOKED like a plum but still worked like a willy?

(Not that either is good.)

[alt_ron]

Um.

This is kind of sick, but Towler and some of the rest have been saying it probably looked more like a prune.

And, uh. I think it worked, cause he was weeing in the Prefects' loo when someone saw him. That's how it got out that it happened.

If you mean other stuff, though. I've no idea. And, um. Yeah.

Heh.

[alt_sally_anne]

So who was it who saw, anyway? I thought boys weren't supposed to go staring at each other's bits in the loo.

[alt_ron]

Well, some of the other Prefects, wasn't it? One of the Tamblyns, I think. Or maybe it was both of them. But there were probably loads of them in there.

And obviously Diggory was upset about it. Would've been hard not to notice.

But, yeah, mostly we don't go round looking at each other. Except, y'know, if you hear someone's got something odd

yeah, never mind

[alt_neville]

Don't blame him a bit for getting upset. I wonder if it's going to get really ugly for him. You know, if people are going to go on about how he shouldn't be a champion.

[alt_gredforge]

Ugh. We agree, that's just not on. Not to Diggory. He's a right decent bloke.

[alt_lee]

Wonder if he knows who did it to him? Maybe he'd be open to some assistance from you lot in getting revenge?

[alt_gredforge]

Mmm. He'll probably be rather sore. About the whole subject. So to speak.

Still, we could put the word out we'd be willing to lend some assistance.