I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Hey.

Have you lot heard what happened to Diggory? I hear someone hexed his willy and turned it into a plum. He had to go to Madam Pomfrey to get it turned back.

I mean to say, that's just

that's right dangerous, messing about with somebody's bits like that.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

So who was it who saw, anyway? I thought boys weren't supposed to go staring at each other's bits in the loo.

[alt_ron]

Well, some of the other Prefects, wasn't it? One of the Tamblyns, I think. Or maybe it was both of them. But there were probably loads of them in there.

And obviously Diggory was upset about it. Would've been hard not to notice.

But, yeah, mostly we don't go round looking at each other. Except, y'know, if you hear someone's got something odd

yeah, never mind

[alt_neville]

Don't blame him a bit for getting upset. I wonder if it's going to get really ugly for him. You know, if people are going to go on about how he shouldn't be a champion.